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Beefing with a child? More likely than you'd imagine. Kind of a little shit, but undeniably powerful. At least it seems like she can be a little shit in his favor if they have common ground. If only he liked kids...at least now she knows he's cool.

Vampire (sus) but only half (??). Also anti-vampire which is a plus. Astarion has found him acceptable and a little funny. But he is another "do-gooder". So he's trying to get on Alucard's good-ish side.

Extremely suspicious woman who is clearly running some sort of crime ring...but she feeds him and doesn't balk at murder, so he's fine with this arrangement. She could probably kill him. He's less fine with that.

Handsome and could listen to him read a phone book. Was kind to batstarion from the get-go and clearly knows how to deal with broken people. Still waters run deep vibes. Believes him to be more dangerous than he seems, but kinda into it. Would ride once free of charge.

Weird guy who hit him with an ugly van but then made up for it by buying him mid-wine. Has questionable taste in music. Manipulable, which is what matters.

Tallest elf he's ever seen. Gruff and bloodthirsty, Astarion likes the latter part, and yet hs's somehow managed to subvert all of Astarion's expectations. Sees through his bullshit and betrayal, but also wants to be friends? And protect him? Feeling a growing sense of loyalty to this man. Kind of cares about what he thinks and how he's doing.

Overly serious woman who also seems to be from Faerun. Simple in her motivations. Amusing to annoy. But...they may have a common enemy, which he can exploit for his own means. Keep an eye on this one. Bonous point for being a fellow Rogue.

Some sort of Aasimar, celestial, or truly a child of a god. Either way, his existence is a BIG DANGER to Astarion. But he is one of those types who thinks everyone can be good and trustworthy. Disliked solely on the threat he poses...but he did help Astarion rather than kill him. So maybe there is potential there.

Respect to a fellow hustler. If anyone can keep earning him money, Astarion isn't going to complain. Confirmed the man is a demon, but pretty chill about it. He's helpful even when he doesn't need to be. Decent vibes despite this, though Astarion will proceed with caution. Nice taste in shampoo.

Fire Girl and fearless leader. She's the right amount of bloodthirsty and wrong amount of caring (for others), but she's a good influence on Astarion and brings out his softer side. Has seen the horrors and isn't bitter...but how? Protective of her in his own way, even if she can defend herself. Hides behind her to avoid consequences of his actions.

Strong and bloodthirsty without the desire for fame, just fortune. Astarion respects the hustle. Doesn't speak, but still communicates effectively. A key to learning technology. Apparently easily flustered.

Pomopous horny vampire. So, the standard. Smarter than his friend, which is a low bar. Doesn't seem to be particularly ambitious, but he's still sus. Keep an eye on and keep a distance.

Emotional support virgin. For some reason, despite how big a bitch Astarion is to him, Livio keeps hanging around and being kind and supportive and other weird things. Finally admits they're friends. So now Livio is his problem. And surprisingly good in a fight.

Fellow mean girl fashioniesta? HELL yes. She's willing to judge others and compliment him and dress him? And she's beautiful? Lotite is on track to being a bestie.

Not a witch, but still attacked Astarion with warm fuzzy feelings and thoughts. She might be stupid and wield a sword though, so that's something.

Friendly and laid back with a decent taste in wine. Teases the right amount without making Astarion feel the fool. She seems adaptable. Kind of person others gravitate towards. Has unfortunate taste in friends, though.

Fellow camp meangirl and resident cleric. They definitely bicker and banter, but that all comes with the package. Elf privilege, even if she's only half. Glad that she's told her deity to shove it. Did miss her a bit but won't say it!! Thinks she would be better off here too and hopes she'll come around to the idea.

Dumb idiot who tries to play as a dumb idiot but may be a more dangerous dumb idiot. Spoilsoprt taser ruiner. Terrible at running from the scene of a crime and gets Astarion into more trouble. And apparently a friend of Livo's? UGH.

Troublesome upstairs neighbor. Had the audacity of asking for assistance as a front for stealing Astarin's television (unproven in court). Not as loose with his joolies as Astarion would like to make up for it. Could be ruggishly handsome if he wasn't annoying. Terrible shoes.

Powerful sorceress and literal partner-in-crime. Understated in both of these regards. Drives him crazy. Accepted him as a vampire right away. Continues to indulge him despite herself. Needs to put herself first more (but him MORE first). Aura of sadness behind her eyes he kind of wants to do something about. Fellow bruised soul. If she won't look out for herself, apparently he has to.